Bluebell :)

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Bluebell
WHERE: Bluebell Barn
WHEN: ????


[It's just a normal time in the Bluebell barn in sheep land! All is well and standard.

Except there's a tiny little garter snake sitting atop a small sigil on the floor. whos' blood is that?? don't worry about it]


Ummm. Hiya! I kinda need your help.

Comments

[lapdogged]

YOU ARE STUPID!!! JUST LIKE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!

[Cerby's in full bark mode! Living up to his namesake right here!]

Uuuuuugh!!! Because of you guys we got into this mess! The hell were you thinking with this bullshit!?

[noarchitact]

How is it our fault that you're here?

We didn't tell you to kill yourselves!

[lapdogged]

YOU MIGHT'VE WELL AS WITH THAT STUPID STUNT YOU PULLED!!! Who the hell listens to a fucking snake wriggling out of the ground like "hee hee haa haa I can totes tell you how to get on Death's good side!"

[noarchitact]

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE OTHER SIDE! HEY, NOT ALL SNAKES ARE BAD! And that is NOT WHAT HAPPENED. You weren't there. I'm sure if you idiots killed yourself to come down here to shout at us like a bunch of lunatics you would have killed yourself the moment a snake slithered into your barns too!!

Go back to being alive!! It was much more peaceful here without you!!

[lapdogged]

I'D GO BACK TO BEING ALIVE IF I COULD BUT WE ARE APPARENTLY HERE TO SAVE YOUR STUPID UNGRATEFUL ASSES!!!

[Don't ask him how!!!!! he has no idea!!!!! Charon is the master strategist here!!!!]

SINCE THAT FUCKING DUMBASS SNAKE IS FLOPPING AROUND IN THE PASTURE MAKING US PLAY JEOPARDY FOR OUR SOULS!!

[noarchitact]

...wait a minute, that slippery little bastard is back in the pasture?! I want to wring his snakey little neck!! Why is he making you guys go through anything!? IS HE SOME KIND OF A SADIST!!