Bluebell :)

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Bluebell
WHERE: Bluebell Barn
WHEN: ????


[It's just a normal time in the Bluebell barn in sheep land! All is well and standard.

Except there's a tiny little garter snake sitting atop a small sigil on the floor. whos' blood is that?? don't worry about it]


Ummm. Hiya! I kinda need your help.

Comments

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

I don’t want to hear anybody calling us stupid…

But also, hello, hi, welcome to the dead party.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[ohlord]

Trust a damned snake with anythin' and killin' yourselves over it's pretty damned stupid, if ya ask me!

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

He said we were going to help Death, who was pissed about the meager offering - which was true. If we could help all of you we weren’t not going to do it… but you can’t point fingers at us when you’re down here too!

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[ohlord]

We're down here 'cause you're down here, idiot!

Aside from that, if you're dealin' with Death why not work with the group that has the powers related to it? Do ya really gotta have that spelled out for ya, too?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

I didn't know we were married. [ but at being called an idiot there's a visible tick, so he calmly walks over to wolfwood and flicks his forehead. ] Call your boyfriend an idiot, idiot.

I don't know the ins and outs of everybody's powers. You going to give me your birth sign, the name of the street your grew up on, and mother's maiden name too?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[ohlord]

[takes the forehead flick without a flinch.]

Don't know, don't have one, and I'm an orphan.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

My point still stands.

I know our abilities in and out. I don't know yours.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[ohlord]

Tears of healin', controllin' ghosts--even stuffed Rose's back into their bodies, remember?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

No! If I had seen any of that we wouldn't be having this conversation! There was a lot going on during that insanity!

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[ohlord]

Well, now ya know.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

Now I know.

[lapdogged]

YOU ARE STUPID!!! JUST LIKE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!

[Cerby's in full bark mode! Living up to his namesake right here!]

Uuuuuugh!!! Because of you guys we got into this mess! The hell were you thinking with this bullshit!?

[noarchitact]

How is it our fault that you're here?

We didn't tell you to kill yourselves!

[lapdogged]

YOU MIGHT'VE WELL AS WITH THAT STUPID STUNT YOU PULLED!!! Who the hell listens to a fucking snake wriggling out of the ground like "hee hee haa haa I can totes tell you how to get on Death's good side!"

[noarchitact]

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE OTHER SIDE! HEY, NOT ALL SNAKES ARE BAD! And that is NOT WHAT HAPPENED. You weren't there. I'm sure if you idiots killed yourself to come down here to shout at us like a bunch of lunatics you would have killed yourself the moment a snake slithered into your barns too!!

Go back to being alive!! It was much more peaceful here without you!!

[lapdogged]

I'D GO BACK TO BEING ALIVE IF I COULD BUT WE ARE APPARENTLY HERE TO SAVE YOUR STUPID UNGRATEFUL ASSES!!!

[Don't ask him how!!!!! he has no idea!!!!! Charon is the master strategist here!!!!]

SINCE THAT FUCKING DUMBASS SNAKE IS FLOPPING AROUND IN THE PASTURE MAKING US PLAY JEOPARDY FOR OUR SOULS!!

[noarchitact]

...wait a minute, that slippery little bastard is back in the pasture?! I want to wring his snakey little neck!! Why is he making you guys go through anything!? IS HE SOME KIND OF A SADIST!!

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

I already called you stupid before we arrived, so it's out of my system.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

You're stupid for joining us here.

There, now it's out of my system too.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

Very good.

With that out of the way, tell us what's happened here. It's harder to work with incomplete information.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

A snake had come into our barn and explained that Blossom had upset Death with her little stunt. Not to mention Rose had a hand in it as well... along with the meager offering. He showed us a collar, saying that we could offer it to her, as it was something she had lost, and we could potentially placate her, and get her to change her policy on death her.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

Please never trust strange animals here ever again.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[noarchitact]

Noted. [ heaves a sigh. he just wants to scream into a pillow, tbqh. ]

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

[shakes his head a little. sigh!!]

Are you coming back with us?