wooliefrand (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wooliefrand) wrote2023-03-19 01:35 pm
wooliefrand) wrote2023-03-19 01:35 pm
NPC CALL OUT
Apping Guidelines | Drops/Hiatus | Activity Check | Setting and Locations
HERD MENTALITY (and Item Regains) | NPC Call Outs
The Flocks | Weeds |Compendium
OOC COMM | IC COMM
NPC CALL OUT POST
Here, if an NPC isn't around in a post in a main comm, you can hit them up for quests or general questions!
BLOSSOM
Unless noted here, she can be found practically anywhere within the pasture, usually with a big book or trying to help or pacify sheep. ETA POST BABY GAME Blossom can't be contacted! Stormy is in charge--if asked he'll say she's working on shit.
Stormy
He is not as visibly present as Blossom, and may brush you off! But if Blossom is around he's usually Some Where, even if it's not obvious.
Daisy
Daisy is only ever found in her ice cream parlor. Where does she go at night? Mystery. Note: Currently Daffodil has exclusive access to her butter supply, and Clover has exclusive access to her cream. If you want any of these items, you need to ask them! Bluebell and Rose also knows where to find natural salts.
Coco
A mysterious cat found in an underground maze. She currently guards a chamber full of rations, and occasionally distributes a small amount of corn, rice/grains, breads, special root vegetables, and chocolate/coffee. Currently only Daffodil can access the area. ETA As of Day 27 Coco can be found in a little building outside of the fence!! Only Daffodil currently can get inside still, but people can see and talk to her from the windows.
Red
Red's shop is open from sunrise to sunset! He's more than willing to chat and barter. Do not try to talk to him at night. ETA AS OF DAY 31, RED IS MIA. There is a sign on the door that says "Taking Time Off :) If Emergency, ask BS or use your Sheep Rites!"
The Snake
The Snake is a mysterious little entity with a grudge against Blossom! He will only willingly appear for Weeds, but others may have a chance to glimpse him. . .
To call out an NPC, just comment with the time and day and you'll receive a response!
Red, Day 16 backdated
Part one complete. As for the ratings, let's keep in mind that we're setting my personal sexuality aside for this, okay? I can be a completely objective observer of someone's ranking. We need to get this done without worrying too much about my strike zone.
So the numbers are in. Our champion edgelord, 4. Theo, 5. Blood Fiend, 6. Shadow Fiend, 7. Angel Devil, 7.
You need elaboration on that?
[sounds objective as hell]
Re: Red, Day 16 backdated
[CLAPS HIS PAWS, the weapon and ammo (idk say 2 or 3 of each bullet type) appear. but not the porno yet]
Do tell about your rankings!
no subject
Okay, first up. Ranked at 4. You know that guy went all out to try and boost his ranking, and it does take bold commitment to go for the womb tattoo. He's the wet dream of a middle school girl. But that's just it. No one would really go for someone with a personality that aggravating. As is, everyone's going to age out of his appeal before they're even legal!
Two! That Daffodil guy was middle of the road, so he was ranked at 5. He wasn't trying as hard to be hot, but he was actually fun to talk to, so it still balances out to higher. He had real potential to climb the rankings.
Blood Fiend is obviously ripped, and he has that "stoic, but attentive" appeal that will get at least a few takers. But he needs to learn the meaning of aftercare before he can be a real contender for the big leagues. And I don't think he's even trying to play on his sex appeal. He has to get his mind in the game to get higher.
By contrast, Angel Devil definitely knows what he's doing there, and he's committing to an aesthetic, so he deserves the points. ...But you just know how high maintenance he must be. You can't be sure he's gonna do give and take properly.
Shadow Fiend isn't my type, except how being a shepherd gives her a little of that maternal vibe by default. She can make her body type work, and no one can say she's got a difficult personality. But... you know... you gotta have more curves to break the 7 barrier.
no subject
no subject
—Pleasure doing business with you, sir.