PEONY MINI MINEY MO

[wooliefrand]

Who: Peony
When: ???
Where: SOMEWHERE IN THE PASTURE OR OUT IN THE MEADOW

[HEY PEONY ARE YOU ALL GATHERED TO RELEASE THIS SATELLITE THING INTO THE WILD? ARE YA? SURE YOU ARE.

JUST SAY WHEN]

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[hardpity]

Yeah, today's the day... hopefully it'll let us communicate a little.

[ ARRANGING EVERYTHING then APPLYING.... MAGIC!!!! it starts to smoke then LAUNCHES into the air, shooting straight up. into orbit.

see you space cowboy.... ]

1/2

[wooliefrand]

Wooooow, look at it go--

[beep boop beep boop THREAT DETECTED?

IS THAT THE BLOSSOM BOT FLYING UP INTO THE SATELLITE TO T-POSE MENACINGLY UNTIL IT COLLIDES WITH IT?]


. . .

Hm. Uh oh.

[wooliefrand]

[SOMETHING happens when the robot and satellite collide, just as it breaches the "atmosphere"-- except, doesn't, really. The sky cracks briefly, and you all see a flash of golden and yellow eyes, leering down at you from the heavens above.

Long tendrils whip down, grabbing each member of Peony (and Naythan), but before you can be dragged off to who knows where in the sky, you see the two moons--an odd sight in broad daylight, but if you stare, you realize they're eyes.

Something snaps those tendrils as the sky closes back up, returning normal, and you each, precariously, somehow land on top of the satellite. Which is still going. It's beeping and booping as it flies at a high speed through the fog. They barely have time to hear all the whispers of despairs at the velocity they're going.

Hope you're all hanging on tight.]

[hardpity]

[ THIS IS NOT OSHA COMPLIANT ]

[sparksystem]

[ keep calm and hang on, nii-san ]

[damegane]

[um????

UM?????????????????????????]

[quarantotto]

[We didn't plan for eyes]

[wooliefrand]

[it's fine now the eyes can't see you in the fog!!

but wait the fog is thinning. And you're getting lower! It seems like the satellite is running out of power. Surely you'll land safely in the meadow!


Except you're far from the meadow now! And on the horizon is a biiiig grey city. There's a wall around it, along with a magic barrier, but fuck that wall, you're all falling from the sky! Also it seems your flock was not coded into the barrier, so you go flying right on thru.. .

And crash straight thru the office windows of a skyscraper, riiiight in front of the desk of a certain wolf. He looks equal parts flabbergasted and INFURIATED.]

What in Death's void is going ON?!

[hardpity]

[ HOW EMBARRASSING ]

T-th-there was a mechanical failure...! W-well, n-no, the mechanics didn't fail, i-it's more like, th-there was interference unexpectedly, a-and we wound up going PCHOOOOOoooo...

[damegane]

[fuck fuck fUCK FUCK,]

Oh, you know... harmless experiments... or something.

We'll be out of your, uh, fur soon???

[quarantotto]

[Raises a hand in greeting]

We miscalculated.

[sparksystem]

Hello!

[wooliefrand]

[POINTS AT THEM, GROWLING AND BRISTLING.]

NO. I do NOT want to hear it, this is NOT a friendly chat among colleagues, especially after--whatever it is Clover did to me!

You sheep have crossed the line. Give me one good reason I shouldn't rip out your throats here and now??

[hardpity]

We don't like Clover that much either!! A-and anyway, we'll rebuild your wall s-since this was an accident!

[ PROTECTIVELY SCOOPS NAYTHAN ]

[damegane]

Wait what else did Clover do

[quarantotto]

We also don't like chatting much. So much in common.

[wooliefrand]

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

[Meanwhile, Naythan is scooped up

stares at ceo

stares,,,,,


tap tap at aides and the others]

Hey quick--answer this. Why was the horse happy to be in the hospital?

[hardpity]

... ??? ??? ???

B... because... ummmm... he needed to see a doctor?

[sparksystem]

I can be less cheerful if you want.

[ but also, to Naythan, ]

I don't know but I hope he's stable!

1/3

[wooliefrand]

[Ceo is so mad. SO MAD. SO FUCKING MAD.

But his ears twitch at that. And despite trying to suppress it. . .]

P. . .pffft.

[wooliefrand]

. . .wait. Why do you know such a stupid riddle. . .

Which pasture are you--why are you carrying a horse donkey thing instead of a sheep???

And that hat! That's. . .

. . .

. . .

C. . .Charlie?

[wooliefrand]

[REAL NAME UNLOCKED.

There's a SPRAY OF PEONY PETALS nearly covering the office and then suddenly!


Aides finds himself holding a whole ass man--albeit one with little horse ears and a tail. Or he can drop him or whatever. He is a well built cowboy.


But also still a zombie cuz yall fucked him up in that game.]

--oh, hey. Long time no see, Chrys.

[hardpity]

[ DROPS HIM ]

An entire guy...

[sparksystem]

I should have been holding him maybe. . .

[quarantotto]

Probably, yeah.

[damegane]

What's even going on anymore???

[wooliefrand]

[BWOMP dropped.

stands up, brushing himself.]

Wow long time no see. I didn't think you'd still be around.

[points at ceo. points at peony]

Hey Peony, this is Chrys. He is--was?? My boyfriend? I think we might be broken up on account of me kinda dying? I dunno. Hey, how's Ayo doing?

[ayo is mcfucking dead daff killed him but--]

Anyway, Chrys, these are the newest Peonies! Say hi guys. We're all on the same side, not here to cause trouble, right? Look how chill they are.

[will smith gestures at peony!!1]

[hardpity]

I-it's true that we're chill... w-we just wanna vibe...

[quarantotto]

Do you have any unique prosthetics?

[damegane]

We're like, the chillest team in the whole pasture.

[wooliefrand]

[Naythan/Charlie waltzes over to take Ceo's hand like see? See??? |D

Ceo has NO IDEA what is going ON. But his bf is holding his hand??? okay???? maybe...a slight tail wag. . .???


meanwhile, outside, there's the sound of others coming up the stairs, and security banging on his office door. Like SIR YOU GOOD?

(ceo is not good.)


He just. Brings up a paw to his head. Gawd. Okay. He goes over to his desk, opening a safe.

There's about a dozen green chrysanthemums in there. He looks to Peony.]


...........I'm, still not sure what exactly is happening, but you need to leave. Now. And I need to talk to Charlie.

Take these flowers. You can use your ridiculous abilities from Stormia if you hold on to them. Take them and get out.

Please.

[hardpity]

C-congratulations on your r-relationship I think?

[ TAKES... THE FLOWERS... now we can teleport home ]

[sparksystem]

You make a very cute couple!

[damegane]

Yeah... congrats...

[Definitely grabbing a flower ty.]

[quarantotto]

[Grabbing a flower and clapping for them]

1/2

[wooliefrand]

I do not want to hear that from you!!!

[also he MEANT to say *only they* can take a flower but Aides can take all of them he'll notice later and just scream internally]

[wooliefrand]

[swings their arms |D

waves at Peony]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna stick around here. The rest of the Flock will know what to do when you get back.

Knew I picked a good Shep to handle this. Thanks guys.

[hardpity]

[ he's just going to bequeath them to lily anyway ]

No problem... glad we could, um, help.

[ opens a portal ]

[damegane]

...Have fun, you two.

[waves?

but also time to gtfo of here]

[quarantotto]

[Hops into the portal with one last little wave. Get it Naythan.]