PEONY MINI MINEY MO

[wooliefrand]

Who: Peony
When: ???
Where: SOMEWHERE IN THE PASTURE OR OUT IN THE MEADOW

[HEY PEONY ARE YOU ALL GATHERED TO RELEASE THIS SATELLITE THING INTO THE WILD? ARE YA? SURE YOU ARE.

JUST SAY WHEN]

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[quarantotto]

[Raises a hand in greeting]

We miscalculated.

[sparksystem]

Hello!

[wooliefrand]

[POINTS AT THEM, GROWLING AND BRISTLING.]

NO. I do NOT want to hear it, this is NOT a friendly chat among colleagues, especially after--whatever it is Clover did to me!

You sheep have crossed the line. Give me one good reason I shouldn't rip out your throats here and now??

[hardpity]

We don't like Clover that much either!! A-and anyway, we'll rebuild your wall s-since this was an accident!

[ PROTECTIVELY SCOOPS NAYTHAN ]

[damegane]

Wait what else did Clover do

[quarantotto]

We also don't like chatting much. So much in common.

[wooliefrand]

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

[Meanwhile, Naythan is scooped up

stares at ceo

stares,,,,,


tap tap at aides and the others]

Hey quick--answer this. Why was the horse happy to be in the hospital?

[hardpity]

... ??? ??? ???

B... because... ummmm... he needed to see a doctor?

[sparksystem]

I can be less cheerful if you want.

[ but also, to Naythan, ]

I don't know but I hope he's stable!

1/3

[wooliefrand]

[Ceo is so mad. SO MAD. SO FUCKING MAD.

But his ears twitch at that. And despite trying to suppress it. . .]

P. . .pffft.

[wooliefrand]

. . .wait. Why do you know such a stupid riddle. . .

Which pasture are you--why are you carrying a horse donkey thing instead of a sheep???

And that hat! That's. . .

. . .

. . .

C. . .Charlie?

[wooliefrand]

[REAL NAME UNLOCKED.

There's a SPRAY OF PEONY PETALS nearly covering the office and then suddenly!


Aides finds himself holding a whole ass man--albeit one with little horse ears and a tail. Or he can drop him or whatever. He is a well built cowboy.


But also still a zombie cuz yall fucked him up in that game.]

--oh, hey. Long time no see, Chrys.

[hardpity]

[ DROPS HIM ]

An entire guy...

[sparksystem]

I should have been holding him maybe. . .

[quarantotto]

Probably, yeah.

[damegane]

What's even going on anymore???

[wooliefrand]

[BWOMP dropped.

stands up, brushing himself.]

Wow long time no see. I didn't think you'd still be around.

[points at ceo. points at peony]

Hey Peony, this is Chrys. He is--was?? My boyfriend? I think we might be broken up on account of me kinda dying? I dunno. Hey, how's Ayo doing?

[ayo is mcfucking dead daff killed him but--]

Anyway, Chrys, these are the newest Peonies! Say hi guys. We're all on the same side, not here to cause trouble, right? Look how chill they are.

[will smith gestures at peony!!1]

[hardpity]

I-it's true that we're chill... w-we just wanna vibe...

[quarantotto]

Do you have any unique prosthetics?

[damegane]

We're like, the chillest team in the whole pasture.

[wooliefrand]

[Naythan/Charlie waltzes over to take Ceo's hand like see? See??? |D

Ceo has NO IDEA what is going ON. But his bf is holding his hand??? okay???? maybe...a slight tail wag. . .???


meanwhile, outside, there's the sound of others coming up the stairs, and security banging on his office door. Like SIR YOU GOOD?

(ceo is not good.)


He just. Brings up a paw to his head. Gawd. Okay. He goes over to his desk, opening a safe.

There's about a dozen green chrysanthemums in there. He looks to Peony.]


...........I'm, still not sure what exactly is happening, but you need to leave. Now. And I need to talk to Charlie.

Take these flowers. You can use your ridiculous abilities from Stormia if you hold on to them. Take them and get out.

Please.

[hardpity]

C-congratulations on your r-relationship I think?

[ TAKES... THE FLOWERS... now we can teleport home ]

[sparksystem]

You make a very cute couple!

[damegane]

Yeah... congrats...

[Definitely grabbing a flower ty.]

[quarantotto]

[Grabbing a flower and clapping for them]

1/2

[wooliefrand]

I do not want to hear that from you!!!

[also he MEANT to say *only they* can take a flower but Aides can take all of them he'll notice later and just scream internally]

[wooliefrand]

[swings their arms |D

waves at Peony]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna stick around here. The rest of the Flock will know what to do when you get back.

Knew I picked a good Shep to handle this. Thanks guys.

[hardpity]

[ he's just going to bequeath them to lily anyway ]

No problem... glad we could, um, help.

[ opens a portal ]

[damegane]

...Have fun, you two.

[waves?

but also time to gtfo of here]

[quarantotto]

[Hops into the portal with one last little wave. Get it Naythan.]