wooliefrand | Clover Calling

[ Off Clover goes!! With Blossom's body in tow and a jackalope to babysit, the crew decides to use the fountain to teleport directly back to the wolf's mansion. The walk back is gonna suck, but that's future them's problem.

Once they arrive, Spinel pauses, looking around. ]

Huh, that was easy. Well... I wonder if we'll have to call the guy out.

We'll definitely have to call him out.

Unless he just smells us and decides he wants his revenge.

[ Carrying their Weed pal, Shade shrugs but is careful not to jostled Warden too much. ]

He does seem to like causin' problems, but...

...buuuuut you guys like causing them more.

[ is being carried! ]

Shut the fuck up.

[ rolls his eye and turns to look around. he is holding the body and ready to move or evade an attack at a moment's notice, hyper aware of their surroundings. ]

Feel like his sis's body should be some sorta fuckin' beacon.

[ though he's unarmed—by the way he carries himself, it's not the first time he's walked into high-stakes danger. steals a glance at the body. ]

... He'll come.

[ how is he so confident? dwbi ]

[ He’s assessing the state of the house, but he glances over at Narrah, quirking a brow. ]

Yeah. He will.

[ Zenith angles himself to stand half in front of Hannya and the body actually holding the shepherd staff for once, just in case. Then he yells towards the mansion: ]

Anyone home? It’s your favorite flock Clover, and we’ve got an offer for you!

[The mansion is predictably........abandoned. He was in the middle of moving, after all. And it seems like it's been a while. Cobwebs and dust has started to pile up.

But.

Curiously.

In the main room is. . .a lone. Television.

Hm.

Turn it on?]

[ She gazes at the TV, once it's found.

And then back at everyone else. ]

Anyone think this is actually going to turn on?

We may as well try, right? Maybe he'll pop out of the TV like he's some kind of cartoon monster.

So I'm calling not it just in case!

Or maybe we'll get sucked in...? Either way, no reason not ta go for it.

[ They're here for a reason, after all. ]

Will someone at least check to make sure it's not wired to explosives before you inevitably turn it on?

Fuckin' hell. Not it, I got my hands full.

[ shuffles ]

I, uh. Could turn it on from a distance...

[ surprise lol he's telekinetic ]

…save that ability in case we need to turn it off quickly.

[ He inspects the TV for any suspicious wires or attachments but he’s not going to look that closely before he switches it on. ]

[yall lol

THE TV TURNS ON AND.........it's showing a camera feed? An office of sorts. Nice mahogany desk, bougie fancy chair, a familiar wolf walking by with a martini in his gloved paw--wait what?

He pauses mid step, staring at the screen, muttering something like ". . .the feed came on?"

And then he's slamming a hand on the desk.]

Clover.

[ .............. REALLY? ]

Ceo! Hey! [ casually, lol. ] Were you expecting us?

... So! Hi!

Nice to see you again, hope you've been doing great.

We ain't here to cause trouble.

[ This Time ]

[ doesn't want Ceo to notice him, so he stays quiet and still, but is absolutely thinking:

"They're here to cause trouble." ]

[ he is holding the body like a perfect gentleman. for now.

he does step forward so he's hopefully?? visible. ]

Think yer gonna wanna listen.

[ looks low-key baffled. was he relying on them to turn on the TV for the feed to activate??? what kind of spy tactic is that???

does not blurt this out like an idiot. ]

—Yeah, what they said. Nice to meet you.

[ He waves cheerily once the TV switches on and then leans out of the way, so Hannya and the body can be in frame. ]

We’ve got an offer for you.

[he doesn't even recognize at least one of these Clovers. Maybe Clovers are the true weeds!!

He snorts, narrowing his eyes over his glasses (purple this time).]

I was expecting someone. Thieves always return to the scene of the crime, and I knew you bastards wouldn't resist a button dangled in front of you.

But I didn't think you'd be stupid enough to drag my sister's body out into the open.

[on his end, he snaps his fingers.

On their end, they'll hear distant howls all around. Should they look out the dusty, barred up windows, they'll find dozens of shadowy masked wolves surrounding the building. They aren't moving to attack though. Not yet.]

Now just what kind of offer do you think I'd ever take from you?

ACTUAL SHENANIGANS

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