wooliefrand | Daffy Quest

Daffy Quest

[When you arrive to the daisy patch, you'll find the hatch hidden under the grass just at the edge of the meadow, before the mist overtakes it. The dark stairs are waiting for you to descend.]

Proceed! (Ping Ash for any decisions that don't have instructions!)

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[ perhaps someone who was worried about the shepherd's staff breaking or something would pull back but instead tart just pushes forward to try hitting the inside of the skull or the spine or the inside of the skelewolfram's jaw, wherever, listen ur all bones ]

[As big as it is, it IS still ultimately a giant sentient skeleton, so--!

Biscuit DOES manage to crack at that ankle (and it has marrow! TASTY), Muffin manages to pull off a rib, and Tart....keeps knocking him in his jaw STOP THAT. Tries to throw him to the side with the staff!! Just before dropping to a knee due to ankles and ribs]

Annoying pests. . .I cannot die.

[brandishes the rib like a knife]

Don’t need to die to stay down!

[ thrown to the side with the staff, landing on his feet and letting the staff drag against the ground. i'm sorry this staff is so abused ]

King's Roar.

[ can sir skelewolfram's horns turn to sand. just one of them. just out of curiosity (and perhaps a threat). ]

[Aaand to sand that horn goes! The skeleton beasts lets out its own roar and it like--it's not magic but it shakes the room some. INTIMIDATION???]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE TRESPASSING?! What makes you worthy?

WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING OF DECIDING WORTH

THE KING!!!!

WHOMST

You will not live long enough to find out!!

[SNAPS AT]

[YIPS as he tries to dodge

gets caught in mouth oop]

[NOM.

SQUEEZES HIM TO GET SOME YIP SOUNDS LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY]

[HIGHER PITCHED YIP]

[He's gonna come over and grab at those jaws with his bare hands and pry them open, and he isn't short of muscles or shonen jump auras even if nerfed to lvl 30.]

This one is mine.

[shounen aura is street legal here!! and like an alligator, the monster has a great bite, but everything else? Not so much.

It strains against him but those jaws come loose, more than enough room for ruggie to slide out or someone to pull him out. A garbled voice booms out]

Who do you think you are--?!

[ in fact, taking that opportunity to grab biscuit and pull him out. u go get that skelewolfram babyboy ]

[thank u boss lion

whining in pain, tail tucked, holding onto Leona to steady himself]

Daisy what the fuck is this place.

[Watches to make sure that Biscuit and Tart moves aside]

I don't think I'm much of anyone at all.

[And then slams his forehead against the skeleton, concentrating that aura around his forehead to strengthen it.]

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...

I don't actually know where we're trespassing, I still have amnesia.

[it cannot squint because it has no real eyes but

the glowing eye socks are judging him]

[ sets the staff down with a little bell jingle ]

Don't know, don't care. Ya keep gettin' in my way, I'll dust the rest'a your body too.

Arrogant beast--!

[welp gonna try to wriggle toward and BITE]

[ reflexively bringing his arm up to shield himself so :( arm got bit

looks, as a result, both pained and irritated, snarling out ]

I am hunger. I am thirst.

[YEA WHO'S THE KING NOW!

...well like neither of them i guess. hm.

WELL GOING TO CHEW ON RUGGIE, NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS INCANTATION]

[ i'm not going to interrupt the thread so i'll put it here but since pudding is intercepting, tart stops. let's see what puddi's got ]

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