wooliefrand | Bluebell :)

Bluebell :)

WHO: Bluebell
WHERE: Bluebell Barn
WHEN: ????

[It's just a normal time in the Bluebell barn in sheep land! All is well and standard.

Except there's a tiny little garter snake sitting atop a small sigil on the floor. whos' blood is that?? don't worry about it]

Ummm. Hiya! I kinda need your help.

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[OH GOOD. THERE YOU ARE.

IT'S HIS TURN TO THROW THE PUNCH]

[ What is happening

You know what - OK that's fair. He's letting Wolfwood have this one ]

[HE'D BETTER BECAUSE THEN HE'S JUST GRABBING HIM BY THE LAPELS AND]

[fists are clenched enough for whitening knuckles and shaking a bit but it's like all the words he's been snapping and yelling at everyone have just kind of got stuck in his throat and it's definitely a glare but]

[SHAAAAAKES HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM]

--somehow the least surprisin' thing is you fallin' for the oldest trick in the book! IDIOT!

[ He should probably be a little more sympathetic to Big Feelings happening here, but. He's quickly putting two and two together, and . . . ]

AND WHY ARE YOU HERE EXACTLY?!?

MAYBE YA DIED BEFORE YA GOT MY MESSAGE BUT I SAID I'D DRAG YER SORRY ASS OUTTA HERE EVEN IF THE DEATH GOD HATED ME FOR IT. MAYBE STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO GET THAT MEMO BEFORE EATING POISONED FRUIT FROM A SNAKE!

I HAD A PLAN!!!!

[ Attempting to shove Wolfwood's hands away ]

And it did not include you killing yourself!

[shoved hands just means he can GESTURE IN STRANGLE MOTIONS]

Maybe if you'd've told me whatever the goddamn plan was, I wouldn't haveta think whatever plan ya had backfired the moment ya trusted a snake! That said "dyin' will be fine"!

Edited 2023-05-28 00:44 (UTC)

[ Opens his mouth--

Very wisely bites back what he was going to say about that.

Instead: ]

Do you really think I wasn't well aware of the risks?