Bluebell :)

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Bluebell
WHERE: Bluebell Barn
WHEN: ????


[It's just a normal time in the Bluebell barn in sheep land! All is well and standard.

Except there's a tiny little garter snake sitting atop a small sigil on the floor. whos' blood is that?? don't worry about it]


Ummm. Hiya! I kinda need your help.

Comments

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

Ohlàlà, it seems things are going poorly at the pasture!

[lapdogged]

Yeah, no shit!!!

[chasseurdebeaute]

What is it that has gone wrong above?

[lapdogged]

Oh, I dunno. It all started when a bunch of people listened to some shady ass snake and INTENTIONALLY POISONED THEMSELVES!!!!

[chasseurdebeaute]

Oui! That part did seem to have gone as was implied to us but up until a moment ago we could have returned, so I was wondering if anyone knew what was being done with the poor Madame de la Mort’s eye?

[lapdogged]

...WHAT THE FUCK IS A DELAMART?!?!

[chasseurdebeaute]

My apologies, that would be our friend Death!

[will smith gesture at the tired three headed wolf]

1/2

[lapdogged]

...

2/2

[lapdogged]

Listen... what the fuck, man.

[chasseurdebeaute]

As you can see, one of the sisters has had her eye stolen.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[hardpity]

This is a separate thing.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

Well it seems whatever is happening we have been stopped from leaving…

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[hardpity]

W-we came to get you.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

This is a much more direct way of doing so than I would have expected!

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[hardpity]

W-well, we're officially on plan B now...

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[heavyliesthecrown]

What exactly is happening above?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[hardpity]

O-oh, everyone is having to answer a lot of questions about death.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[heavyliesthecrown]

. . . By who?

[ . . . ]

It isn't a snake, is it!?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

Rubato, I'd like to hear what happened in more detail, if you please. Your teammate was interrupted by the snake.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

I am happy to explain what I can, though I apologize if I cannot pin down the exact passage of time for you as it is strange here.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

It has been less than a day. Your bodies are being preserved in the fountain.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

Ah, merci, for going through the trouble!

It is largely as dear Crescendo has explained, though the Serpent seemed quite prepared with a lot of arguments to convince us, including why it should be our team specifically, and that there were others who didn’t agree with dear Blossom’s methods.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

[tilts his head]

Why should it have been your team specifically? What were its requirements?

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[chasseurdebeaute]

[shakes his head] The reasons were contrived to win sympathy and to make us feel singled out—speaking on disposition or youth of the other flocks, but I thought it was interesting that he knew enough about each flock to characterize them somewhat accurately.

Re: LILY ARE HERE

[endsjustified]

A talented little spy.

Well, come, then; none of this seems to preclude trying to beat a hole between the planes, so we'll proceed with that.