Bluebell :)

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Bluebell
WHERE: Bluebell Barn
WHEN: ????


[It's just a normal time in the Bluebell barn in sheep land! All is well and standard.

Except there's a tiny little garter snake sitting atop a small sigil on the floor. whos' blood is that?? don't worry about it]


Ummm. Hiya! I kinda need your help.

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[wooliefrand]

What?? No no!

. . .

I mean, I wouldn't mind it, but I'm fine! I heal quickly already.

[featherduster]

Oh. Nifty.



Wait, so what's the emergency, then?

[wooliefrand]

It's Death.

And dying.

[featherduster]

Yes, ok, agreed, those are pretty bad and important.

You're saying we can do something about it?

[wooliefrand]

Mm, that's right. She's super duper upset right now, and if anything happens to you all, you're dead for good. . .

But we can appease her! I just need you all to take me to her.

[featherduster]

Appease her, huh . . .

[ On the one hand: he's waited for this moment his whole life

On the other: every animal here seems kind of dumb as hell ]

You're not gonna tell me we have to kill you, are you?

[wooliefrand]

Well, technically you don't have to kill me. I could have you deliver the appeasement yourselves.

Which is to say, I need you all to kill yourselves!

But I want to go with you, to prove my intentions.

[featherduster]

[wooliefrand]

Ahaha, I know, it seems higly suspicious. . .

But I couldn't ask Clover, because they're rather young. Rose already offended Death, Thistle would likely attack death, Daffodil doesn't have the resolve, and Lily needs to be on standby in case something happens to someone else on this side of the realm.

After that last disaster, I'm not surprised you're all suspicious. However, unlike Blossom, I'm confident in my plan. So that's why I'll gladly die first, to open the gate.

[featherduster]

Uuuughh . . .

[ WHY THIS but also he's notably not shutting this down at all ]

And how easy to appease is Lady Death, exactly? 'Cause in my experience she's pretty unforgiving, and she's already pissed off on top of it.

[wooliefrand]

[hacks this up like he's tony]

With this! It's an ancient artifact Blossom took from her.

[featherduster]

[ Ugly . . . ]



Now why would Blossom steal things from Death?

[wooliefrand]

Not things, just this. As usual, she thought she was helping.

[featherduster]

Helping by stealing . . .


Was she trying to cancel death or something?

[wooliefrand]

Something like that.

You can ask her when she comes back. I'm sure she won't be able to hide it once this succeeds.