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[wooliefrand]

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Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

Right, it's a fool's errand to try haha. And yea--her and the prince?

They were always meant to be.

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ Sips champagne like kermit ]

Man, you're gonna make all the other eligible bachelors feel bad. But on the other hand... marrying a prince is a pretty big honor, isn't it? Don't you have to be pretty important too? Like a princess yourself?

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

She's the most high ranking priestess in the entire pasture! At this rate, she's worth more than any princess. . .!

But ah, what do I know. They're all out of my league!

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ Ribs him ]

Hey now, what if the princess hears you say that, huh?

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

Maybe she'll take pity on me. . .

[swoons]

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ PULLS A PEN OUT OF HIS POCKET ]

Quick, write her full name on your champagne glass! It's good luck for attracting romance! Put hearts around it too.

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

. . .

That seems valid.

[WRITES DOWN A NAME THAT'S LIKE. IDK. CHELSEA. SHE'S THE PRINCESS OF HONEYSUCKLE IDK]

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ ,

IS BLOSSOM'S FUCKIN NAME CHELSEA????????????????????? ]


Good job! A royal wedding in no time!

Where's our priest, anyway? Surely they wouldn't miss the big occasion.

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

[THAT'S NOT BLOSSOM THAT'S JUST SOME PRINCESS HE'S SIMPING ON!1]

Hm? Oh, I think they were busy so they had to miss the party. They're probably back at the barn.

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ MINUET DOESNT KNOW THAT MINUET IS STUPID ]

Wow. Talk about a bad look for Bluebell.

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

Is it not typical for you all, darling?

[The priestess herself wanders by, giving a polite bow to the shepherd (who swoons)]

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ Jumps comically

DEFINITELY VERY ACCIDENTALLY splashes booze ALL OVER HER ]

--Whoops! Ahaha, my bad! Super clumsy, you know how it is with one-armed guys, can't take 'em anywhere!

[ bitch ]

Re: THE GALA

[wooliefrand]

--EH?!

[her eye twitches

that bitch is still around

her fiance is late to her party

and now THIS??]

MASS SANITY CHECK, ROLL SANITY - IF LESS THAN 4, YOU HEAR AN EAR SPLITTING SCREAM. -1 SANITY.

But here, the Lady takes a deep breath, composing herself.]

Oh my! You're a bit tipsy, him? I'll have to clean myself up.

If you'll excuse me.

[SHE IS LEAVING.]

Re: THE GALA

[strateelgic]

[That's a 2. Very rude.]

Re: THE GALA

[literal_trainwreck]

[3 is a good sanity roll for me, but sadly not good enough]

Re: THE GALA

[endsjustified]

[5

failing every roll EXCEPT distance snipes]

Re: THE GALA

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ 3.... my guy. ]

Re: THE GALA

[aididitmyway]

[a... 2.

thanks minuet]

Re: THE GALA

[wants_the_phd]

[Would you believe i rolled 6 sanity dice and four of them were 1s? Anyway I got a 3 and lost sanity in the game and in real life]

Re: THE GALA

[featherduster]

[ rolled a 2, F in the chat

SWEETLY ]

Byyyyyyyeeeeee~

Re: THE GALA

[debug_mode]

[5, she jumps but that's it]