BAA-TRAYAL R2

[wooliefrand]

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KING'S SUMMON

[wooliefrand]

A grand palace, and you're all taking a knew. If you take a peek, you see a massive, crowned ram looking down upon you. King Stormia himself.

His attention is only on the Lily priestess though.

None other is a more fitting wife for my son. Do you accept. . .?

Awkward.

ROLL SPEED TO SNEAK OUT OF THIS. If 4+, you tiptoe out of the hall. If less, some SHEEP GUARDS JUMP YOU.

Move?
West
East

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[noarchitact]

Let's take his crown.

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[eonsadrift]

[ Pulls out a gun. ]

I'm the only true King around here.

[ He shoots King Stormia ]

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[noarchitact]

[ and kaveh will fire at lily priest. two for one, baby. ]

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[wooliefrand]

[WHY THO

THE GUARDS GASP AND TRY TO SEIZE THEM]

EVERYONE IN PLAY THAT ISN'T ALREADY BROKEN:

ROLL MIGHT. YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN SHOT AND THERE'S A HEAVY BURDEN ON YOUR CHEST. IF LESS THAN 4, YOU REALLY DID GET SHOT SOMEWHERE. -2 MIGHT.

IF A LILY, AUTO -1 SANITY TO BOOT.

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[noarchitact]

[ 5, he's fine. ]

[ is stormy dead or alive? if he's still alive kaveh is going in for the kill. ]

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[wooliefrand]

[STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD]

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[noarchitact]

[ can i eat him? ]

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[wooliefrand]

[well everyone here is dead and can't stop him, so!!!]

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[eonsadrift]

[ He just starts laughing, firing indiscriminately at the guards. ]

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[noarchitact]

[ as soon as the guards are all dead he wanders over to zenith and leeeeeeeeeeeeeans on him, setting the crown onto his head and adjusting it. ] I'm full. And tired.

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[eonsadrift]

[ He looks incredibly pleased with himself, posing with the crown over the pile of dead guards he just killed. ]

You're a very good Queen.

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[noarchitact]

I'm the best queen. I'm your queen.

[ he doesn't know if this will work, but it's time to use some of the king's blood to draw a demon summoning circle. which demon x: doki doki. ] We never did tie the knot.

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[eonsadrift]

...you idiot.

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[noarchitact]

Don't forget, Zenith, ...your idiot.

1/2

[wooliefrand]

[YOU SUMMON,,,,

DOKI DOKI

WHO IS HER ACTUAL SELF AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING RITUAL]

WAHAHAHA ITS ME!!! OHMIGOSH AM I LATE? I DIDN'T MISS THE BOUQUET TOSS DID I--

[looks around. at all the blood and such,,,]

Oh ew.

2/2

[wooliefrand]

[A CLAP OF HER HANDS, AND THE KING'S COURT IS SUDDENLY DECKED OUT.

THE CORPSES ARE PROPPED UP IN CHAIRS.

ALSO--ANYONE ELSE ON THE MAP THAT WANTS TO BE HAS BEEN TELEPORTED HERE. YOU'RE WEARING A DAPPER SUIT/DRESS. HOPE U BROUGHT GIFTS

DOKI IS PUPPETTING THE KING'S CORPSE]

OKAY THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN TWO HELLA HOT--STUDS? TWINKS?

TWUDS

IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY!!! SQUEE!!

DO YOU, FANTASIA OF BLUEBELL, TAKE HIM TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUBBY?? TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND-- [U GET THE IDEA]

Re: 2/2

[psynchroneyes]

[ —what the fuck ]

Okay, sure, this might as well happen.

[ still in the car, ]

Re: 2/2

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Appears. He's kinda a mess after getting whacked by a demon, but he just opens the passenger car door.]

This entire thing is ridiculous.

[failsaver]

[ I JUST DIED

IS THIS HEAVEN?? HELL?? WORSE????? ]

Re: 2/2

[noarchitact]

[ he's in a beautiful wedding dress! ] That's more like it. [ he claps, delighted, and then immediately turns his attention on zenith. ] Squee is right. [ he's so happy right now. happy and insane. what better combination!! ]

I do. I do, Doki, forever and ever and ever and ever. [ yes, you definitely get the idea. ]

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[leonheartedly]

[teleports here what the fuck???

he brought a knife and a sword does that count]

Re: KING'S SUMMON

[wooliefrand]

[WELL THEY'RE DEAD TOO NOW]

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[eonsadrift]

[ hooray!!!! ]

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[noarchitact]

Good job, Zenith.