BAA-TRAYAL R2

[wooliefrand]

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Re: KING'S SUMMON

[noarchitact]

I'm the best queen. I'm your queen.

[ he doesn't know if this will work, but it's time to use some of the king's blood to draw a demon summoning circle. which demon x: doki doki. ] We never did tie the knot.

Re: KING'S SUMMON

[eonsadrift]

...you idiot.

Re: KING'S SUMMON

[noarchitact]

Don't forget, Zenith, ...your idiot.

1/2

[wooliefrand]

[YOU SUMMON,,,,

DOKI DOKI

WHO IS HER ACTUAL SELF AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING RITUAL]

WAHAHAHA ITS ME!!! OHMIGOSH AM I LATE? I DIDN'T MISS THE BOUQUET TOSS DID I--

[looks around. at all the blood and such,,,]

Oh ew.

2/2

[wooliefrand]

[A CLAP OF HER HANDS, AND THE KING'S COURT IS SUDDENLY DECKED OUT.

THE CORPSES ARE PROPPED UP IN CHAIRS.

ALSO--ANYONE ELSE ON THE MAP THAT WANTS TO BE HAS BEEN TELEPORTED HERE. YOU'RE WEARING A DAPPER SUIT/DRESS. HOPE U BROUGHT GIFTS

DOKI IS PUPPETTING THE KING'S CORPSE]

OKAY THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO JOIN TWO HELLA HOT--STUDS? TWINKS?

TWUDS

IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY!!! SQUEE!!

DO YOU, FANTASIA OF BLUEBELL, TAKE HIM TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUBBY?? TO HAVE AND TO HOLD FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND-- [U GET THE IDEA]

Re: 2/2

[psynchroneyes]

[ —what the fuck ]

Okay, sure, this might as well happen.

[ still in the car, ]

Re: 2/2

[heavyliesthecrown]

[Appears. He's kinda a mess after getting whacked by a demon, but he just opens the passenger car door.]

This entire thing is ridiculous.

Re: 2/2

[psynchroneyes]

Should we run over them again, or...

Re: 2/2

[eonsadrift]

That car better be my wedding present.

Re: 2/2

[psynchroneyes]

Over my dead body!

[failsaver]

[ I JUST DIED

IS THIS HEAVEN?? HELL?? WORSE????? ]

[eonsadrift]

[ just

just ignore that he's also covered in blood wearing the king's crown.

It's hell. ]

[failsaver]

You look cute.

[wooliefrand]

[A LITTLE DEMON GIVES HIM PARTY FAVORS]

[failsaver]

[ picks it up ]

Can I keep you?

Re: 2/2

[noarchitact]

[ he's in a beautiful wedding dress! ] That's more like it. [ he claps, delighted, and then immediately turns his attention on zenith. ] Squee is right. [ he's so happy right now. happy and insane. what better combination!! ]

I do. I do, Doki, forever and ever and ever and ever. [ yes, you definitely get the idea. ]

Re: 2/2

[eonsadrift]

[ This is sooooo embarrassing... he's covered in blood and still wearing King Stormia's crown but no, this is somehow the most embarrassing part. ]

Re: 2/2

[wooliefrand]

[TURNS TO ZENITH]

AND DO YOU, ZENITH OF CLOVER, TAKE FANTASIA TO BE YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME? THE CREAM BETWEEN YOUR OREO? THE BUTTER IN YOUR BEER????? UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART OR LIKE

WHATEVER THE HECK IS HAPPENING NOW??

Re: 2/2

[eonsadrift]

I-

I do.

[ THIS IS REALLY ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS HE'S EVER DONE ]

I... promise he can be the cream between my oreo, forever and ever and ever... and ever.

Re: 2/2

[leonheartedly]

[teleports here what the fuck???

he brought a knife and a sword does that count]

Re: 2/2

[eonsadrift]

Those are gifts for us, right?

[wooliefrand]

[YES

HE GETS A PARTY HAT]

[leonheartedly]

[y-yay]

[failsaver]

[ finally dead possessed

haha old man couldn't even kill a kid ]

Re: 2/2

[noarchitact]

Tyr! I'm so glad you could make it!!