Clover Calling

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Clover
WHERE: ????
WHEN: ?????

[ready to make some elicit DEALS?

Do so here!!]

Comments

[psynchroneyes]

Alright, I'll give you that. After this? It's papoose time.

[jerkalope]

A comfortable one! We're surrounded by sheep, fleece inlay isn't a hard thing to request!

[psynchroneyes]

Do you have a color preference, too?

[jerkalope]

I'm a summer or autumn, color-wise.

[psynchroneyes]

Noted! I'll be sure to meet your desired specifications.

[jerkalope]

[ Clover green is in that wheelhouse just fyi ]

And easy to wash bloodstains from. Just because I know you.

[psynchroneyes]

—Wait, what?!

[jerkalope]

It's a generalized "you"! A Clover "you"!

[ as if that's the quibble ]

[psynchroneyes]

We don't spill blood!





That much!

[jerkalope]

I'm sure it depends on the size of the body. Anywhere from dragon large to jackalope small.

[psynchroneyes]

Oh... Aw, man, is this about the ritual...

[jerkalope]

A little! I think a papoose is fair, isn't it? That way if you end up breaking my feet and need me as a guide right after the fact, next time I can rest up!

[psynchroneyes]

... Ugh. I know, the timing is a little... I mean, we were making plans before that stupid ritual happened.

[jerkalope]

Which is why I'm suggesting it as a future plan. In case I'm not lucky enough for a full healing.

...I'm not going to hold that ritual against you, you know. As someone who's watched thousands of cruelties and harm that others inflict, all while expecting to be impartial in judging? It would be pretty juvenile of me to take it personal once it happened to me.

[ at least the torture part, the sass is always petty ]

[psynchroneyes]

Hey, I don't know your life. I'd get it if you did.

[jerkalope]

It would be easy to hold grudges like that. But I'm a professional! Which means as long as you don't make it personal, I won't take it as such. And if some sort of bitterness develops on your end, then our association can be easily dissolved.