Clover Calling

[wooliefrand]

WHO: Clover
WHERE: ????
WHEN: ?????

[ready to make some elicit DEALS?

Do so here!!]

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[failsaver]

[ newbie reporting in, unarmed and defenceless(?), perched on the nearest object slash fence idk where they are ]

Understood... milady.

[ said without the prior reverence lol ]

[psynchroneyes]

[ idk either it's okay ]

Hey, hey, you gotta mean it if you're gonna say it.

[failsaver]

[ wow ]

[ hops off the (mysterious object) and lands on one knee. bows, with reverence. ]

My apologies, milady~. Is this more to your liking?

[psynchroneyes]

[ omg. ]

Huh... I could get used to this.

[failsaver]

[ rolls back on the grass, settling in a comfy cross-legged position. ]

Tell me the top three things about being a deity.

[psynchroneyes]

Hmmm? Okay, let's see... One—my immense strength! Two—my absolute beauty! Aaaand three—all the cute guys who fall right for me!

[failsaver]

... How old are you, anyway?

[psynchroneyes]

—What. Why?

[failsaver]

[ cuz you're short as fuck and look barely older than him ]

Just curious. Ritual said I was the youngest here.

[psynchroneyes]

Oh, uh—eighteen.

[failsaver]

Pretty young for a deity, huh?

[psynchroneyes]

Everyone's eighteen at some point!

[failsaver]

Not if they die at seventeen.

[jerkalope]

They fall right after she hits them with her immense strength...

[failsaver]

Is that from experience?

[jerkalope]

Not personal experience, but I've been a bystander.

[failsaver]

How nosy. . .

[ he is also a nosy person ]

[eonsadrift]

Keep an eye on our surroundings when we get in there, and stay alert. These gods aren’t friendly.

[failsaver]

[ omg Zenith really is a softie. the thought totally shows on his face, btw. ]

Mhm. Don't worry, I'm not here to get us killed.

[eonsadrift]

[ His eye twitches with irritation but he’s focused. No time for temper tantrums. ]

This will be a good introduction for you to learn how this place works.

…but if anything happens, stay behind me or Hannya.

[failsaver]

...

[ looks concerned for Zenith, actually. sir you are a five foot three lesser deity. ]

[eonsadrift]

[ IM THE STRONGEST PERSON IN THIS PASTURE!!!! ]

It’ll make it easier for all of us if we don’t have to worry about protecting you if it comes to a fight.

[failsaver]

[ hesitates for the briefest second — and even looks marginally guilty? — before: ]

You don't need to worry about that. Just, uh, don't get yourself killed either.

[eonsadrift]

…I’ll be fine. I’m very hard to kill.

[failsaver]

[ still radiating concern ]

If you say so.