[Face-Making Devil strides over to report on his quest at last.]

Part one complete. As for the ratings, let's keep in mind that we're setting my personal sexuality aside for this, okay? I can be a completely objective observer of someone's ranking. We need to get this done without worrying too much about my strike zone.

So the numbers are in. Our champion edgelord, 4. Theo, 5. Blood Fiend, 6. Shadow Fiend, 7. Angel Devil, 7.

You need elaboration on that?

[sounds objective as hell]