[He puts those into his coat before anything else.]
Okay, first up. Ranked at 4. You know that guy went all out to try and boost his ranking, and it does take bold commitment to go for the womb tattoo. He's the wet dream of a middle school girl. But that's just it. No one would really go for someone with a personality that aggravating. As is, everyone's going to age out of his appeal before they're even legal!
Two! That Daffodil guy was middle of the road, so he was ranked at 5. He wasn't trying as hard to be hot, but he was actually fun to talk to, so it still balances out to higher. He had real potential to climb the rankings.
Blood Fiend is obviously ripped, and he has that "stoic, but attentive" appeal that will get at least a few takers. But he needs to learn the meaning of aftercare before he can be a real contender for the big leagues. And I don't think he's even trying to play on his sex appeal. He has to get his mind in the game to get higher.
By contrast, Angel Devil definitely knows what he's doing there, and he's committing to an aesthetic, so he deserves the points. ...But you just know how high maintenance he must be. You can't be sure he's gonna do give and take properly.
Shadow Fiend isn't my type, except how being a shepherd gives her a little of that maternal vibe by default. She can make her body type work, and no one can say she's got a difficult personality. But... you know... you gotta have more curves to break the 7 barrier.
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Okay, first up. Ranked at 4. You know that guy went all out to try and boost his ranking, and it does take bold commitment to go for the womb tattoo. He's the wet dream of a middle school girl. But that's just it. No one would really go for someone with a personality that aggravating. As is, everyone's going to age out of his appeal before they're even legal!
Two! That Daffodil guy was middle of the road, so he was ranked at 5. He wasn't trying as hard to be hot, but he was actually fun to talk to, so it still balances out to higher. He had real potential to climb the rankings.
Blood Fiend is obviously ripped, and he has that "stoic, but attentive" appeal that will get at least a few takers. But he needs to learn the meaning of aftercare before he can be a real contender for the big leagues. And I don't think he's even trying to play on his sex appeal. He has to get his mind in the game to get higher.
By contrast, Angel Devil definitely knows what he's doing there, and he's committing to an aesthetic, so he deserves the points. ...But you just know how high maintenance he must be. You can't be sure he's gonna do give and take properly.
Shadow Fiend isn't my type, except how being a shepherd gives her a little of that maternal vibe by default. She can make her body type work, and no one can say she's got a difficult personality. But... you know... you gotta have more curves to break the 7 barrier.