I see, I see... So I'll be a mid-boss serving the final boss who pretends to be the player party's hour-three unlock quality of life feature, while secretly arranging misfortune, misinformation, and generally distracting side quest fodder that leads them away from the real point of their journey.

I'll have to take a little time to scope out who's the good pick to offer my services to while establishing myself as a cute, harmless maiden who couldn't really hurt a fly if she tried.... which is pretty easy, since.

_{[ with her hands held balled up in front of her, she does a single, pointed bounce in place. ]}

Ta☆dah!